Thursday, July 4, 2013

Take a Bite out of Crime!

bite-out-of-crime2Half of all the states in the United States are Red, this means that the Governors are Republicans and a Republican majority controls the Legislature. The representatives from these states, at a State level and at a National level, are diligently working at passing laws to prohibit abortions and control even dispensing contraceptives designed for women, not men. Some of these states have gone as far attempting to pass laws that will grant parental rights to rapists. The vast majority of the legislators are men and these are the men dictating what a woman can or cannot do with her own body, her family and her reproductive system.

They have thought of everything imaginable: probing, ultra sounds, sermons, waiting periods, forcibly making a woman watch the image of the fetus and watch horrendous pictures of aborted fetuses. It seems that these men believe women are like them, incapable of thinking and allowing the “lower head” to do all the thinking for them. The problem is… women don’t have a “lower head,” only men do and it is that head the one that control most of their thoughts and actions.

The Republican legislators are not obsessed with women’s vaginas, no. They are obsessed with control. Their obsession is to subjugate women to the role of servants; servants to their husbands, fathers, preachers, and anyone else who has a decorative pair of testicles hanging between their legs. That is the reason why you don’t see them include any women in the committees legislating abortions. Republican men make these decisions without taking into consideration the opinion of a woman or a doctor, because as it is obvious in the legislation drafted by these men, they truly believe that women are incapable of making their own decisions.

The proof of this is the fact that these retrogrades believe a woman makes the decision of having an abortion without knowing what the procedure entails. They think that by showing a woman a sonogram, by giving her pamphlets telling them how sacred life is and how a zygote develops the woman is going to change her mind. Little do they know that women, at least most of them, know perfectly well what an abortion is and thought long and hard before taking that step. It’s not easy to decide to end a pregnancy; most women debate with their conscience, most feel guilty but at the end, once a woman has made that decision, they will have an abortion; the means in which they will obtain it depends on the legislation: a certified physician, a coat hanger or a back-ally butcher, but have no doubt about it… she will end it.

This country was based on principles that ensured that religion didn’t crossed the boundaries of politics – the Founding Fathers made sure to keep religion out of the Constitution and they did this for a reason. They believed that every individual had the right to practice their religion or, if agnostic or atheist, the right not to believe in a deity. Today’s Republicans will not accept this and they believe they are the keepers of their god, pushing down the throat of everyone else their religious views ignoring any other religion, and stepping on every single individual that is not a Christian, their kind of Christian.

The obsession with vaginas has more to do with religion than morals. It is an attempt to take women back to the days of the scriptures, a time where their god – after playing with the idea of creating a human being created Adam and perfected his creation with Eve. Ever since a man wrote that absurd story to explain how mankind ended up on this planet, men have convinced themselves that they are the all knowing, the masters of the universe and women were created to serve their every need, without a peep. These Republicans yearn for that, for the day where they are the supreme masters and women are here for their taking.

Things will not change until women start demanding equal legislation about penises, testicles and the men reproductive system. Women should demand their legislators to create bills prohibiting the use for erectile dysfunction drugs for purposes other than blood pressure – not sexual – and if a doctor prescribes them, then the men should be chemically castrated, no hanky-panky allowed. All men should have a vasectomy, those between the ages of 14 and 50 should have a reversible vasectomy, and those above 50 should have a permanent vasectomy, they would be too old to be procreating since they have a greater risk of not being around until their child reaches adulthood. A vasectomy will prevent these men from irresponsibly impregnating a woman, which could lead to an abortion, it will also prevent a woman from getting pregnant if raped.

Sperm banks should also be illegal; those little sperms kept in a bottle should be seen as half babies suffering the cold environment and in danger of perishing just because an irresponsible man wants to make a few bucks. No sir! Those half precious human beings must be protected at all costs, that is why I suggest that we make it illegal to masturbate, but only men since women do not expel an egg when she reaches an orgasm, men on the other hand discard thousands of half babies every single time they ejaculate – so no more masturbation for men and men only, women… have fun, you are free to masturbate as often as you want.

If a man is infertile and since for Republicans procreation is so important, these men should undergo treatment to correct this anomaly, regardless if the man wants to have a family or not, it is up to the State to decide this, not them.

Of course I am joking about the above, but only up to a point.  I do believe that decisions about men's reproductive system should be made by women for as long as men are making the decisions for women.

For centuries if not millenniums, women have been subjected to the fastidious caprices of men – even when men, by their own admission, have difficulties understanding women let alone their bodies. I find it incredible that men with this mentality were not only conceived but also raised by women and yet, they do not respect or acknowledge women; they think of women as a subspecies far inferior to males.

To balance this injustice, a Committee for Men’s Health Issues should be created and composed mainly by female members of the legislature – at State and National levels. In the eventuality that there are not enough women to create a Committee, the Committee women should select the most submissive male members to occupy the position – there should be at a minimum a ratio of 4 to 1, women should be the majority at all times, no exceptions.

What the Republican Legislators are doing is a crime; it’s a crime against the rights of an individual that works and contributes to society, this must stop. Women should demand changes, not ask but demand them now, not tomorrow.

I think it is well over do for this mentality to change and for women to start making decisions about those flimsy penises. Let’s see how they like having a donkey up in their urethra!

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